What the World Needs Now

It's not love, sweet love like you'd think...it's Global Warming! I'm so excited by the current trend in Global Warming! I mean come on, who doesn't love the warm weather! For instance, all the polar ice caps melting! To me that's RAD! I've always wanted to visit that area of the world, but have often thought, "Naw, too cold!" Not in a few years! It'll be a vacation hot spot soon! Just imagine, all the countries that we Americans currently think of as cold and uninviting, like Greenland, Iceland, Russia, Detroit. They will all melt soon and become inhabitable again! It's like in that movie the Chronicles of Narnia, when the ice melts and junk! The Ice Witch is finally dead on Earth! Bring on that global warming!