National Dodgeball Asscociation

I have been granted the distinct honor of joining a brand new team in the National Dodgeball Association. I am truly humbled by this momentous opportunity. My entire life I have dreamed of becoming some sort of professional athlete, or at the least an athletic supporter. Here is my chance, the truly noble sport of kings, Dodgeball. The team has been carefully pulled together via a vigorous try out. The question was asked, "Are you free next Tuesday?" If the answer was yes, or at least, I think so, they were given an opportunity to join the team. From this simple question we've put together a crack group of individuals: Tifany (Captain), Larry, Mike, Mark, Tom, Ben, AJ, Randy, Scott and myself. Team Pwnage. No, that's no typo! It's Team Pwnage, pronounced {Pown-age}. The term is a gaming term meaning Ownage, or Owned, as in "Our team is so good that we will beat you so bad that we will then own you." If you don't get it, then you are probably too old, and you should come to grips with it.

Our first game is on Tuesday the 26th at 7:30 pm at the Indoor Softball Complex in Roseville California. If you can attend this historic occasion please do! Come support the team. If you want to purchase any team Pwnage merchandise you can visit this online store here:

http://www.cafepress.com/pwnagedb

If there is anyone willing to video tape our matches so that I may compile a Greatest Hits video (Us getting hit in slow motion) please let me know soon!