Summer 2007 Tennis Classic Update

It was the best of times, it was the Blerst of times?! The tennis world was on the edge of their seats today during the two sets played by long time Wimbledon watchers Tracy (Temper Tantrum) Constantine and Tony (Giant Wasp Lover) Caston. The first thing anyone noticed today was that Tracy stepped up his game showing a supreme confidence by dressing like an 80's movie preppy with a polo shirt (collar up!) and low socks, with Shades. Tony's confidence was shaken quite badly upon seeing that he would be playing against an 80's movie rich jerk. He worried that the game would take a turn for the worse when Tracy (AKA Chett)'s dad would build a new golf course on his suburban neighborhood making him resort to crazy antics, like joining the annual Yacht race, or find the hidden pirate treasure, or Ski down the K-12 on one ski while being chased by a ravenous 12 year old paper boy demanding his 2 dollars! Tony quickly recovered from the shock and the first set went to the very tense, somewhat annoyingly drawn out tie breaker 6-6 match. Tracy ended up winning this set. After a celebratory passing out, Tracy was prepped for the next set. The game appeared to be going poorly for Tony when the count reached 3-0 in favor of Tracy. Tony stepped up his game with some fabulously fake point steeling shots. Tracy's temper raged as he accused Tony of altering the gravity on his side of the court, or somehow making the wind blow the ball out of bounds every time. Without being able to offer any sort of proof, the play continued with Tracy loosing to Tony 6-4. Tracy then smashed his racket into the fence and vowed revenge on Tony if it were the last thing he did. Tony then drove a fuming Tracy back to his house. Special Note! There will be a one week break from tennis while Tracy gets his special robot legs and mind control devices installed. Stay Tuned Tennis Fan (Probably just Tony)!