Friday, July 20, 2007

Tennis Update July 19th

"The Day is MINE!" Tracy Constantine was quoted as saying after the lengthy Tennis Match. Tracy has successfully tied the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic at 4 games a piece. It was an epic battle in the 8th game of the season. The game went, yet again, to the annoyingly drawn out tie breaker match. The entire set lasted about 1 week. The weather has been mild as of late. During the game, however, the Cosmos decided to crank the heat up on the tennis court. It quickly became a roasting 10,000 degrees within a matter of minutes. The Tennis Battle was so intense that neither opponent would quit playing! Although they did quit sweating at one point, which is not a good sign. The fierce battle was so intense that Tracy didn't even notice when his heart gave up and stopped pumping blood for a few hours. Luckily, a well placed 700 mph tennis blast to the chest restarted the dead heart. Tracy then employed a new tactic by turning into the Hulk for a few well placed hits and serves. Tony the Giant, with his Giant reach and lightning like reflexes managed to put up a good fight. Enthusiasm for the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic has reached an all time high. The fans have poured out their support. "It was a battle for the ages." one spectator was not heard to say. "This is the greatest day of my life!" someone else said...somewhere, about something. "Tony and Tracy's tennis matches has cured my foot cancer!" little Timmy exclaimed from the foot cancer building at the local foot and knee cap cancer hospital. We look forward to the next match to see who will pull into the lead! Stay tuned Tennis Fan!

P.S. Someone managed to snap a picture of the match at the moment when Tracy Won! Notice Tony in the back court, in his Giant Awesomeness!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome! Very funny. I am hoping Tracy will take the lead, but fade from green to a light tan, because green skin is weird.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe I tried to answer your wasp attack with a butterfly swarm. Next time I shall be more clever!

Tony

12:06 PM  

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