How to be a Safe Driver

My Father has written a paper on how to be a safe driver. He has driven well over a million miles without an accident and that's saying something. I have never felt nervous as a passenger when he is driving. I must point out, this is not a joke. I know our loyal readers who check back often looking for a laugh may be disappointed. Consider it our Public Service Announcement. We will get back to the funny with the next post! Click here to read this paper.

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