Tennis Update July 25th

The world was stunned by yesterdays Summer 2007 Tennis Classic "Balls Of Fury" match between Tony and Tracy. Tony destroyed Tracy 5 games to 3. The match began as every match these to rivals play against each other. The back and forth between points and games at an even pace. Then Tony stunned the crowd with the rare, but beautiful "perfect serve". As the ball flew through the air a heavenly chorus was heard singing the word "ACE!". A dazzling white light appeared just as the ball hit in bounds. Tracy became furious and turned instantly back into the Hulk. The referee called a foul at this point. Tracy, in Hulk form could not control the onslaught of swearing. Tracy then reverted to plan B...Ultraman. But Tony assumed the form of a Giant undead moth type thingy and managed to stomp all over Ultra Tennis Man.













BREAKING NEWS! Tracy, long suspecting Tony of cheating has hired a Private Detective to follow Tony around to capture the off court shenanigans. It turns out this photo was snapped of Tony selling his soul to the devil for tennis serving power. When asked about the shameful photo Tony's explanation is as follows.
"First. It ain't against the rules. Second, I didn't sell my soul. It was more of a lease arrangement. See the devil has enough souls as he recently collected most of the US Congress and the Senate. A lot of them wanted to get off that DC Madames list and everything..."
As it turns out, Tony is correct. It isn't against the rules to sell your soul for tennis powers. However, we must remind you, any illegal substance to enhance performance is strictly prohibited. Including "Go Girl Engery Drink".