The Suprise Ending for the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic
I realize I have not put this post up, so here it is!
After what seemed like an eternity of tennis playing this summer, the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic has come to an end. A disappointing end. A tie. The game finished tied at 9 each.
Tracy was quoted after the match saying "What is this soccer!? I mean, come on! Even I'm let down." Tony said "Yeah, I really don't care. At least I didn't loose." Tracy replied "Oh you're a looser alright! A 60 foot tall looser! Who's addicted to Go-Girl energy beverage!"
Tony rebutted with a punch to Tracy's stomach. "I see your point." Tracy wheezed. Tony then challenged Tracy to a tie breaker match. Tracy accepted. The fans cheered. The heavens opened and a choir of angels sung in rejoice! The hours and days past. Time was almost at a stand still as the world waited for the match to end all matches. The winner takes all, to the death, end game for the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic. The day of the match came, and was canceled. Tracy sustained a season ending eyeball injury at a family function. Tracy said "Look, I don't want to point fingers at who did this, but her initials are SARAH JANE THOMAS!". That is correct...Tony's sister in law. She poked Tracy in the eye and claimed it was an accident. Tracy instantly accused her of making him forfeit the match as he blinked stupidly with his watery, wounded eyeball. Tony then pointed out that she was also Tracy's sister in law, which is true. This reporter speculates that Sarah had her own agenda for the devastating eyeball attack. The world may never know why she did it. We'll have to chock it up to one of the worlds great mysteries, like Stonehenge, or Big Foot, or who exactly is it that's buying all the disgusting Miracle Whip?
The Summer 2007 Tennis Classic has been officially closed. Tracy and Tony have eluded to the possibility of a future grudge match later this year. They have made it perfectly clear that their are no promises. "I'm hesitant to schedule the match. You never know if SJT is lurking around the corner ready to gouge out my other eye." Tracy said. "You pansy." Tony replied. This reporter is looking forward to a rematch, which is sure to happen someday. Until then, This has been Guy Reportertron with the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic.
After what seemed like an eternity of tennis playing this summer, the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic has come to an end. A disappointing end. A tie. The game finished tied at 9 each.
Tracy was quoted after the match saying "What is this soccer!? I mean, come on! Even I'm let down." Tony said "Yeah, I really don't care. At least I didn't loose." Tracy replied "Oh you're a looser alright! A 60 foot tall looser! Who's addicted to Go-Girl energy beverage!"
Tony rebutted with a punch to Tracy's stomach. "I see your point." Tracy wheezed. Tony then challenged Tracy to a tie breaker match. Tracy accepted. The fans cheered. The heavens opened and a choir of angels sung in rejoice! The hours and days past. Time was almost at a stand still as the world waited for the match to end all matches. The winner takes all, to the death, end game for the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic. The day of the match came, and was canceled. Tracy sustained a season ending eyeball injury at a family function. Tracy said "Look, I don't want to point fingers at who did this, but her initials are SARAH JANE THOMAS!". That is correct...Tony's sister in law. She poked Tracy in the eye and claimed it was an accident. Tracy instantly accused her of making him forfeit the match as he blinked stupidly with his watery, wounded eyeball. Tony then pointed out that she was also Tracy's sister in law, which is true. This reporter speculates that Sarah had her own agenda for the devastating eyeball attack. The world may never know why she did it. We'll have to chock it up to one of the worlds great mysteries, like Stonehenge, or Big Foot, or who exactly is it that's buying all the disgusting Miracle Whip?
The Summer 2007 Tennis Classic has been officially closed. Tracy and Tony have eluded to the possibility of a future grudge match later this year. They have made it perfectly clear that their are no promises. "I'm hesitant to schedule the match. You never know if SJT is lurking around the corner ready to gouge out my other eye." Tracy said. "You pansy." Tony replied. This reporter is looking forward to a rematch, which is sure to happen someday. Until then, This has been Guy Reportertron with the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic.
1 Comments:
It was totally an accident! And Tony, you still owe me $50 for, um . . . no reason.
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