Tennis Scandal!
I begin this update by letting you know that Tracy beat Tony in yesterdays match bringing the games to a tie a 5-5. It went to the unbearable tie breaker match once again. However, the tie breaker match lasted 3 years during which time the court was wrapped in a time warp as Tracy took the match 11-9. The details are in a blur as the on lookers got bored and read the latest Harry Potter book.Which brings us to the scandal! Moments after the announcement of illegal banned substances, this photograph of Tony downing a "Go Girl" energy drink before the Tennis Match. Tracy has been quoted in saying "Bring it on Tony! I don't care if you drink Go Girl, or Rockstar, or Monster, or Red Bull or, Monster Energy XXL, or Lucozade Orange, or Bawlz, or Soda Club, or Radioactive Energy, or Damzl Fuel, or Blue Streak, or Fortify Energy Plus, or Source Burn, or even Korean Ginseng drink! I can beat you no matter what radioactive liquid is pouring in your veins!" The Summer 2007 Tennis Classic officials decided to overlook this "Juicing" on the reason, if it's good enough for the MLB to overlook Barry Bonds, they might as well let the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic fans enjoy the brutal match!
posted by Tracy at
7/26/2007
2 Comments:
You forgot to mention that during the 3 years it took us to try and finish the tie-break, what looked to be your wife and child wandered past the court. Except they appeared to be 3 years older. Weird. Or maybe it was just a hallucination brought on by the over consumption of my precious pink Go Girl.
T
Um, I think that little leather thing does not qualify as "tennis shorts" and should be a banned illegal substance, Tony.
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