A Stunning Upset

The Tennis world was stunned today as Tracy took a commanding lead in the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic by winning two games. Crowds of Tony supporters flooded the streets of Faketopolis in protest this afternoon enraged by the upset. "It's just not fair!" cried one of the younger protestors. "Tracy just isn't that good! Two games, come on, it's rigged! What is this, Pro Wrestling?" said another.
Late in the afternoon Tracy supporters arrived on scene shouting their support for their player. "We've been too ashamed to leave our houses before Tracy took the lead. Now we're able to show our faces again! Who knows when Tony will take the lead back? We're going to live it up!" one of the Tracy supporters was heard to say as he downed a 2 liter bottle of Go Girl.
Jubilation and jeers quickly turned to Chaos when Tony the Giant showed up in the early evening screaming in protest, annoyance and shame. Fans from both camps quickly turned on each other starting a massive riot. "There was looting, fights...you know, typical riot shenanigans." said Officer Krupski of the riot police. "Look, you get two players like Tony and Tracy together playing an all out grudge match in front of the whole world, it's just bound to get ugly" He said as he tossed a canister of tear gas into the crowd. The whole riot died down after a few hours when the riot police began to pump in the musical tones of Neil Diamond into the crowd.
Stay tuned for the next exciting installment of the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic "Balls of Fury".