Friday, May 23, 2008

Another Tennis Update!

This week has truly proven to be a remarkable week in the world of Tennis as the Summer 2008 Tennis Classic rages on. After the devastating loss earlier this week Tracy demanded a few changes. Now having proof that Tony is in fact a Giant Robot the judges allowed a few concession in the rules in Tracy's favor. The most important rule was a change of location. The lava courts they have been playing on, where the sun is a mere 50 feet from the surface of the court, is not their only option. On Thursday in an unprecedented change the game was played on an icy tundra. It's the same court ironically. The change that occurred was the time the games were played. Instead of 4:30 in the afternoon, they played at 5:00 in the morning. The cold proved too much for the Giant Robot Tony who called the match after only 3 short games claiming he could not feel his limbs.
Tracy, being the gracious player that he is, spoke with the judges and had this match declared a "practice match" instead of a forfeit. Tracy's fanbase was stunned at this announcement as he is currently trailing in games. "I want to win fair and square. I know Tony wouldn't have done the same for me if I needed to bow out, but that's no reason to be a bad sport about it." Tracy said even though his side of the court was underwater. We would also like to point out that Tracy was winning 3-0 at the time of the "Bow Out".
Tony had some of his circuits swapped out for cold weather gear and the players took the court again this morning at 5:00. Tracy quickly took the lead in the games as Tony's vision program was slow to come online. After the first 6 games Tracy was winning 4-2. Tony then came back to tie the games at 4 each. Tracy then took an aggressive stance and won the match 6-4. This brings the game count to 3-2 in favor of Tony.
On a side note we at The Primate Cage would like to report on a comment made on Tony's blog. He stated on May 19th "Tony traveled back in time earlier this month to complete a victorious tenth win to conclude the 2007 summer series." This is true. Tony and Tracy did go back in time to complete the 2007 Summer series. What he failed to mention is the fact that he shot Tracy in the knee cap shortly before the match. Tracy, being the sportsman he is, played on anyway and only ended up loosing by a very small margin. We chose not to mention this game in protest to the injury of our favorite player.

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