Tennis Update

Another game of Tennis in the controversial Summer 2008 Tennis Classic was played yesterday. It is this reporters opinion that Tracy was in rare form. He made some incredible, physics defying shots but was unable to overcome Tony's blatant cheating. Tracy ended up loosing 6-2. We sat down with Tracy and would like to share this interview.

The Primate Cage (TPC): Thank you for sitting down with us.
Tracy: You're welcome. Big fan of the blog. I am always impressed with the shear amount of truth I read there.
TPC: Well thank you. We try and give the most truthiest truth we can. Let's talk about the match yesterday. What happened? Why the huge loss?
Tracy: The first thing you need to understand is that Tony is a huge cheater.
TPC: Oh, well, I thought that was common knowledge.
Tracy: Right. Well it seems that Tony has been able to somehow create a weather machine. During the game the wind would blow in such a suspicious way. There is no way that was a natural wind. It literally would hold my ball in mid air, and then drop it into my side of the net. Or blow the ball out of bounds when it should have hit the middle of the court. There is no way it was real.
TPC: We noticed that.
Tracy: Not only that. This happened last year too, but Tony would constantly drink from some sort of bottle after every match. I've asked several times for the officials to examine the fluid but they are afraid of the cursing and the threats Tony offers everytime they get close.
TPC: What do you think it is?
Tracy: Go Girl Engery Drink mixed with Gasoline.
TPC: Gasoline?
Tracy: That's right. Tony is a robot. I have proof! He is a Soviet Mecha Tennis Playing Robot created for the 1984 Olympics. As we all know, they didn't show up for those Olympics because the Giant Robot Tennis Players were banned. One of those Robots gained sentience and started calling him self "Tony".
TPC: So you're saying he is a banned giant robot?
Tracy: Yes.
TPC: Woah.
Tracy: Totally.
TPC: This is truly a David and Goliath story.
Tracy: Yeah, except David lost in this one.
TPC: Oh, right.

You heard it here first folks. Tony may be a giant mecha robot designed to play tennis. This however may not be illegal in the Summer 2008 Tennis Classic. Time will tell.
One last note. Please disregard the lies and rumor mill coming from the Tony Camp blog.