Summer 2008 Tennis Classic Has Begun!

One of the most anticipated events our world has ever beheld has begun. The Summer 2008 Tennis Classic. Clash of the Titans as some have called it, began when Tracy Constantine and Tony Caston stepped back into the (now famous) Tennis court where the epic battles took place last year. We at The Primate Cage have decided to devote our reporting to the obviously superior Tracy's side of the match.
This news flash is a few weeks late as the battle has already begun. The first two matches went to Tony. This is due to the fact that cheating had, at this point, not been outlawed. Tony, who if you recall was busted last year for his use of performance enhancing Go Girl energy drink, came prepared with a tank of "Mysteriously Pink Fluid" from which he was taking regular drinks. When the officials attempted to inspect the fluid Tony would growl and throw large rocks at the judges. Being too frightened to continue their efforts to inspect, they deemed it a harmless pink water. The Tracy camp however suspects it's the very same Go Girl energy drink that caused such a controversy last year. The jury is still out on wither or not the first two matches will even count.
The most noteworthy news however was the last match. After being down 3-5, Tracy was able to summon other-worldly courage and stamina to tie the match 6-6 causing an epic throw down tie breaker match. Tracy's perseverance held out as he managed to win 7-5. The Tony supporters, who are in this reporters opinion, soft in the head and cannot recognize and obviously superior force, almost tore the courts apart in their riotous indignation. Tony quickly left the court and headed home. There are reports right now that this loss has caused him to become physically ill to the point of missing a Mother's Day celebration party at his "In-Law's" house. It is unclear at this time as to wither he was simply "Frightened" or "To Cowardly" to attend as he knew that Tracy would be there as well.
The next match is scheduled for Tuesday. So stay tuned for more news from Tracy's Camp at The Primate Cage!
UPDATE! It appears that Tony has started to blog about the matches too. You can see for yourself how deceptive he is here: http://phattonyssillyblog.blogspot.com/