Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Tennis Update August 6th

The two rivals played a round of Tennis in the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic last night. As the game went underway, the score was 7-5 in favor of Tracy. If you recall Tracy won two consecutive games in the last match sparking a riot on the streets of Faketopolis. From this reporters opinion both Tracy and Tony played very well. One fan said of the match "They were both moving so fast I could hardly see more then a blur...of course I have been drinking homemade moonshine, so that might have something to do with it."
Tony managed to secure the win at the end of play 6 games to 4. In the press conference proceeding the match Tony (having to reduce himself to regular human size to fit in the suit) said of the game "Tracy wasn't on his A game today. I've had a more difficult match against a kitten!" This infuriated Tracy. "If I recall the game correctly, you cried at least twice!" Tony then stood and shouted back "I had something in my eye and you know it!" to which Tracy replied "Yeah, it's called girly emotions, you big baby!" Tony quickly composed himself and took a seat. "I was wrong. Tracy is not worse at tennis then a kitten." He paused. "He is worse at tennis then a one eared, one legged, one eyed, 50 year old kitten with bronchitis!" Tracy then kicked his chair back and turned into the Hulk once again. Tony assumed Giant size and tore off his suit. The US Marines were quickly dispatched to the room as they were standing by and distracted both opponents with a giant cake. If both opponents can regain some composure, the game Tomorrow, should be a good one! Stay tuned to find out if Tony can close the gap, or will Tracy take a commanding lead once again!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

After three games, my long national nightmare is over. I must thank my legions of adoring fans and the makers of Go Girl energy drink for spurring me on to this most momentous victory. Despite the tyranny of Tracy's mob of kitty lovers, we have risen up to retake what is rightfully ours. VICTORY!

Tony

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, I should add, no thanks to Grunty McGrunterson, who was "playing" on the court next to us. You are not Michael Chang. You have no chance at winning Wimbledon. You creep me out. Big time. Unhhhh.

T

11:25 AM  
Blogger Tracy said...

Don't go yelling Victory so fast there Tony the Giant! I am still up 7-6! Today will be a momentous game in the 2007 Summer Classic! Tie, or no tie!

Tracy

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah yes, cake. Undoubtedly one of our nation's finest forms of pacification. If only they had cupcakes available at the last match, maybe there would not have been a riot.
Mmmmmm. Cake

7:40 PM  

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