Tennis Update August 7th

The game played this evening in the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic was not a disappointment. Tony and Tracy, bitter rivals and mortal enemies, gave the most evenly matched performances of their illustrious tennis careers.
Tony took a commanding lead in the start of the match, and it would appear to most that he was going to win without a struggle. As the play went 5-3 Tracy's secret weapon kicked in. Minja Assassins. For those not privy to Ninja folklore, a Minja is a midget ninja. Tracy hired two Minja assassins to take out Tony's legs during play. This worked marvelously for Tracy and secured him the ultimate win in the tie breaker match at 6-6.
Tony offered this as his excuse for losing. "I wasn't playing my best. I've a had a weird day. I went to the Outback Steakhouse for lunch today and ordered an Awesome Blossom. What I got was that obnoxious girl from that crappy television show from the nineties "Blossom". If that wasn't bad enough, she brought her stupid brother Joey along. I kept hearing "Whoa" in my head all day!"
The match quickly turned ugly when Tony blasted Tracy in the stomach during a crucial point exchange. Tracy countered a few points later with a punishing blow to Tony's midsection causing the Giant Tony to say "I think a fly just landed on me!" as he brushed the blow away. Tracy's tennis battle wound can be seen in the picture below (highlighted by the Red Circle), be warned, it's not pretty.
The Summer 2007 Tennis Classic is now Tracy's advantage with a commanding 8-6 lead. Stay tuned all for the next exciting round!