Thursday, August 16, 2007

Tennis Update August 16th

It's been a while Tennis Fans! With Tracy's upcoming move to Philadelphia, the matches for the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic have had to be put on stand by. A game was played this evening much to the fans delight. It was the most epic battle these two rivals have ever played.
If you recall, in the last match the rule book was discovered to be an Easy Bake Oven cook book. With the rules officially out the window mayhem ensued.
Tracy showed up with a team of Robots and Spock on his side all playing at the same time.
Tony quickly countered by summoning the most evil army of tennis players ever assembled.
Tony took the first match 6-4 without incident. As Tony and his Entourage were leaving the court, Tracy challenged Tony to another match. Tony shrugged off the challenge and proceeded to leave the court. Tracy then did the unthinkable by calling Tony a pansy. Tony wheeled around and accepted the second match.
Tracy unleashed his secret weapon. A Tennis Playing Tennis-o-matic bot 6000.
With 360 degrees of tennis playing power, Tony's team didn't stand a chance. To ensure victory, Tracy also devised a scheme to remove all the oxygen from Tony's side of the court. Tony's eye balls quickly bulged to abnormal size allowing Tracy and his team of Robots to take the match 6-4.
With the games set squarely at 9-8, it's anyones game to be champion of the Summer 2007 Tennis Clasic!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that mean that I could be a champion, too? Even though I don't play? I had better start eating my Wheaties.

2:58 PM  

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