Thursday, August 09, 2007

Tennis Update August 8th

Today was the third day in a row the Tennis Champions Tony and Tracy fought in their epic battles that will go down in history as the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic. Tracy has been threatening to replace his legs with Robot legs for sometime now and stunned the crowed when he showed up with not only Robot legs, but with Robot arms, torso, and head. "Yes, I'm not only a robot now, I'm also 25 feet tall. Take that Gigantor!" Tracy was quoted when asked about his new robot physique at the start of the match.
Tony seemed unphased by the new challenge. The game began. Tracy quickly took the lead in the match and it appeared to be an easy win. Then Tony's strategy kicked in. A mob of Giant Glowing Eyed Clowns crowded around the back fence on Tracy's side of the court. Tracy said "They were just standing there, waving, and chuckling. It was so creepy! I couldn't think about anything other then trying to to get to close to the fence. Clowns eat robots you know!"
Tracy's game fell apart and Tony took the victory with a stunning power hit. "He moved faster then anyone would have thought possible for a Giant." Said a spectator. "Yeah, I've been saving up that power move for a while now" said Tony. "I saw the blue orb blinking next to my power meter, I held down the A button, and let it go unleashing the fury!" "This is so not fair. Clowns have to be against the rules." said Tracy after the loss. The Judge opened the rule book, flipped a few pages and shook his head. "It's legal if they don't come onto the court." the Judge said. Tracy was incredulous. He snatched the rule book from the Judge to much protest. "This is a cook book for an Easy Bake Oven!" Tracy exclaimed. The crowd gasped. With the rule book discovered as a fraud, the Summer 2007 Tennis Classic is now a No Rules event. With this realization, Tony kicked Tracy into a deep hole. If he can get out, the next Match should prove exciting! Stay Tuned!

3 Comments:

Blogger Tracy said...

Oh, I'm out...and It's ON!

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I could be there to witness these amazing happenings, but instead I'll just have to read about them from far away...

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clowns are against the rules. In fact, I think they are against the laws of nature. Clowns = bad.

6:15 PM  

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